TWO CATS.ONE WALLET.

neither of them earns. it was full once. One cat reaching out The wallet The other cat reaching out
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the current position

NOBODY PAID.

  • No card on file.
  • No agreement on whose turn it was.
  • No memory of who opened it last.

ONE WALLET IS NOT A PLAN. IT IS A STANDOFF.

The two cats sitting back to back with the wallet between them
AGREED A cat in a blazer sitting behind a small desk with the wallet
Treasurer, and also the other one

structure

THE ARRANGEMENT

One wallet.Kept in the middle of the room at all times.
Two signatures.Both are a paw print. They look identical.
Zero withdrawals.Opening it requires the other one to be asleep.
Joint holdings, filed by both parties

JOINT ACCOUNT AGREEMENT

  • No separate accounts, we tried, it lasted a morning.
  • No spending limit, there is nothing to limit.
  • No third cat, this has been raised and it was refused.
Account numbersoonclick to copy
Signed: paw printWitnessed: paw printCertificate no. 000002

Both prints were made by whoever was closer.

THE HOUSEHOLD

save them, post them, we are not stopping you

Both cats pulling the wallet
settling it
One cat hugging the wallet
my turn
Both cats looking into the empty wallet
the audit
Both cats asleep with the wallet between them
truce
The two cats sitting with the wallet between them
the standoff
A cat in a blazer at a desk
quarterly review

what has actually gone through it

THE LEDGER

One tin, split, neither admits to opening it-1
Coins found under the couch, claimed by both+3
Reimbursement owed since Marchpending
The wallet itself, a gift, from whom is disputed0
Current balancesee above
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Books closed nightly. Reopened immediately.